Heylo there! Long time no see na? Words would have thoda friction and flow wont be as seamless. Would you continue to read and feed your mind with such words? I doubt. They make no sense you know. But you are still here - hmmm interesting, I like you. Thanks ig?

Ah I digress, lets begin.

About Talent 1: Well if you’re a closie you’d know my love for tech-products, and my shitty memory and my unique talent to lose almost everything.

As a child(till 3rd year college) I’ve lost or destroyed countless watches, keys, money, debit cards - you name it and I’ve you covered. Shit hit the fan when in 2019 I managed to destroy 3rd phone, and 4th electronic device that year. Anyhow - I took a sanyas from smartphones and devices for 3 months - and lived on a Jio querty- dabba phone ( strong reccomendation for anybody who hates fun and joy in life)

“Sanyas lenge toh prayaschit karenge, sahi hoga sab “ ”Will punish thyself, all will be cleared then”

Got a new phone after 2 months in May 2019 - which lasts till today. And after a year without fuckups - I considered free from this shaap.

Until Meghalaya Trip - Jan 2024. The most illustrious trip - I’ve ever been upon. SO. MANY. FUCKUPS. So. MUCH. FUN. This trip deserves much more than this chotu article man.

Anyhow this is the story for our second last day of trip - and we’re dead tired af. Treks and fuckups have tested us. The cold is not helping either - and I am shivering like crazy. My dear apple watch shows 4 high heart beat warnings and I decide to put pause to adventures.

”Keep calm and breathe … Keep calm and breathe”, I mutter to myself. As I lie down I want to hear some music to keep calm - I try finding my airpods. To my greatest horror….. I find my airpods case, but the weight is off a little. What might be the problem - and as i open it ….. instead of finding my “airpods”, I find an airpod. I realise I lost my right airpod that day. ”Keep calm and fuckin panikkkkkkkk”,

Dukh. Sard. Dard. Peeda. *Zindagiiiii, ek pal mein saali…

Sidebar : guess the price of a single airpod (yes apple does provide single airpod)

I used single airpod for for 2 whole months before daring to buy new ones. Again the same logic.

“Sanyas lenge toh prayaschit karenge, sahi hoga sab “ ”Will punish thyself, all will be cleared then”

Sold kidneys and bought new airpod - and enjoyed it for a month - only to lose my airpods case yesterday. *Zindagiiiii, ek pal mein saali <intensifies>

Talented aint I? Thanks thanks.

PS : I got them back today though - with gods grace and a witch’s prayers I guess.

2nd Talent: My friends suffer from Kleptomania. I mean a disease I have, but they suffer.

You bring anything precious close to me, consider it lost. I will steal it and will never ever give it back. Books, phones, hair pins, remotes - name it and I can and would have stolen it from you. It is actually a serious problem - again to them not to me. So yea I am talented in this too :D

But that makes me question - if I am stealing things left right and center… Is it possible that I am not talented in losing - but someone is more talented in stealing my stuff 👀 !?

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Hey 👋

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